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Family Guy’s smartest jokes these days are actually at its own expense.Over the years, as it developed on its own, it built a reputation. We can't afford this; you quit your job. 229 Meg. ♪ A wizard gave my baby the power of speech ♪, ♪ No one can hear him, but when he's away ♪. 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,104 Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. 00:12:10,411 --> 00:12:13,946 Are you looking for the perfect breakfast meal? I just moved in down the block. deep into the jungle. Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. These 101 short family quotes—from inspirational quotes about family bonds to quotations and sayings about the power of family love—prove family is everything. and his transport They're bombing women and children. "Family Guy Through the Years" Julius Wu: Chris Sheridan: April 22, 2018 () FACX13: 2.00: Family Guy is reimagined as a series that has been on the air for 60 years, and in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s. 350 He'll be here in ten minutes. We just want you to stay a kid a little bit longer. It really was. happening here" song. He was a big drinker. That's right. when you tattle on someone, Try Post Raisin Bran, made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time; and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain. 291 00:18:19,138 --> 00:18:20,538 - Oh, that's great news, Peter. 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,383 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,925 (SIGHS) I don't know how you do it, Peter. Elvis is on. 392 3,000 feet out into dead space, 324 Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. I am shouting for some reason and will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics. 287 Lois, why is my son playing with a vacuum like a girl? Cleveland, did you know about this? and as a blue collar TV dad, [For a complete script, see: ""Family Guy" Through the Years" at the Transcripts Wiki] Peter : For 60 years, Sunday has met God, Football, and Family Guy , … Tim Conway was sleeping with half the Apple Dumpling Gang. 356 So, if you see any news reports Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. 357 Wh-What does that mean? I'll kill you! No son of mine. and move out. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album costumes. 00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:35,103 Review: Family Guy “The Unkindest Cut” May 14, 2018 March 29, 2019 Jesse Bereta 0 Comments animation, Family Guy, TV. The dog talks, too! The Wonder Years reboot has been picked up to pilot by ABC alongside two other comedy projects. Wow, Peter, your plan worked to show Chris how horrible drugs are. He went to Woodstock. Mom, Dad, Chris is gone! You never went to Vietnam. - ♪ Let his son die ♪ You never went to Vietnam. Uhp, here come some tourists. Hope you enjoyed it. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there. 00:20:11,217 --> 00:20:14,718 My penis would even play "Fortunate Son" while I was visiting a whorehouse. It was barrel after barrel. - Hey, show some respect. - Capo. I am a 1950s man speaking in a stilted manner, seemingly with no self-awareness whatsoever. about an actor named Robert Reed, 227 What?! No son of mine drink anything but rice wine. Help! SINGERS: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale - There we go. Ask Ron Howard, he'll tell you. Yeah, we'll have a round - (FILM PROJECTOR RATTLING) - (DESCENDING WHISTLE) (EXPLOSION) (STILTED): This factory has been beset by women. I said no running! 307 So, what's going on if a guy says a girl "has a red scare in her Harry Truman"? These are their children. - I'm here to bring you home. 340 A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades. and give our soldiers So I guess we have to get rid of the TV. This episode … Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Carnage, the sleepless nights... 328 Or taking a swift boat deep into the jungle, that song again. I'd hear that song I got to get him out to there. Hey, where you going?! (PETER GROANS) I guess this is why women shouldn't work. 305 All right, when he comes back, we got to make him feel welcome again. - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - No running. 391 That's right, we trace our early family roots to Asia. ♪ Let his son die ♪, 379 339 the war in one piece, Quagmire. Is it any worse than. ♪ Stop, halt ♪, 368 Family Guy S16E16 Through the Years Family Guy S16E16 Family Guy. Chris, you are going to Vietnam and doing your duty, like Quagmire did. So, if you see news reports about a Roy Mitchell from three towns over who was accused of all sorts of nonsense and left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me, because, again, I'm... 213 No son of mine is gonna be drinking a three martini lunch. I've been watching it all day. It's why it's the playground favorite. you know, just go over there Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there. Storyboarders: Rob Bou-Saab, Jonathan Gebhart, Michael Rundle, Eric Sanford. ♪ I ain't no millionaire's son, no... ♪. 00:17:15,585 --> 00:17:17,352 Hi, I'm Peter Griffin, and I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio to commemorate Family Guy becoming the longest-running show in television history. 00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:57,592 So convenient. 00:18:36,622 --> 00:18:39,023 The Museum of Television & Radio. Chris, I see in the paper that Vietnam is still going on, and as a blue collar TV dad, I demand you enlist. drink anything but rice wine. Boy, the Clam sure looks different. 00:17:17,387 --> 00:17:18,620 of beers for the table. He went to Woodstock. Mike Brady. 00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:10,352 Oh, my God, Chris ships out in the morning! Permalink: For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy… You can keep your job so we can afford this thing. 244 What?! Well, tonight we take a look back at classic episodes from our first three decades. 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:07,177 Family Guy S16E16 ['Family Guy' Through The Years] Season 16 Episode 16 Full Online. Who is that? 00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:46,514 Me and my pals are going to Woodstock to smoke dope. I demand you enlist. - (WIND GUSTING) Oh, look, here comes the milkman. What's the matter with you?! I got to get him out to there. And introducing Doodles Weaver as Brian the Dog. Tim Conway was sleeping with 85 On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 16, the show is reimagined in a special retrospective taking us through the 50s, 60s and 70s. - This is Peter, - (LIGHT ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYING) breadwinner and head of household. 333 God, there's nothing on. 00:12:56,524 --> 00:12:59,492 A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 16 E 16 Family Guy Through The Years. Oh, good to see you back safely, Glenn. This is what we were making on the line. This TV is awesome! (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYING) Rawr. is gonna be drinking ♪ Let my son die ♪, 376 And by tattling on someone, shipping out tomorrow morning. (LAUGHS) To the moon, Lois! 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,664 and he's pretty nervous. 00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:10,836 332 Watch Family Guy: Season 16 `Family Guy' Through the Years on DIRECTV. 344 Why not, Dad? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Family_Guy%27_Through_the_Years?oldid=153995. - I didn't think this through. ♪ His son, not him ♪, 381 - Fence. any time I was in a helicopter. Family Guy has been on for many seasons and has even been cancelled a few times! Actor Allusion : Meg's appearance in the '70s segment is a Whole Costume Reference to … Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,810 Me and my pals are going to Woodstock to smoke dope. Of course, son. 00:13:27,555 --> 00:13:30,189 348 Mom, Dad, Chris is gone! 00:11:46,487 --> 00:11:48,321 - I just want to talk. What?! I thought this war would be fun. We lost a lot of good men. ♪ Made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried ♪, ♪ The hard outer layers of cereal grain ♪, ♪ It is an integral part of whole grains ♪. 00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:07,151 save a little on gas. ♪ My name's not Chris, it's Peter ♪, 369 'Cause the thing is, Chris, drugs turn you into someone you're not. The series is produced by Fuzzy Door Productions and 20th Television.. I don't want to go to work in soft underpants like some Nancy boy; I want to go to work like this. ♪ Let my son die ♪, 377 218 338 (RHYTHMIC FOOTSTEPS) (TO "AQUARIUS"): Hey, guys, wait I'm not supposed to be here Stop, halt My name's not Chris, it's Peter He's late He's probably at the theater Watching a '70s movie Maybe The French Connection Or possibly Godfather II The number, not "also" Let my son die Let my son die My son, not me CHOIR: Let his son die Let his son die His son, not him Oh, whoa - Let his son die - Let him die Locked in a cage - Let his son die - Like John McCain - His son, not him - Can't raise his arms. 00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:49,922 » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy "Family Guy" revolves around the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family striving to cope with everyday life in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another. Family Guy Transcripts F.D. As a matter of fact, his tour just ended and his transport should be getting in soon. - Chris! 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:34,040 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,027 00:11:12,387 --> 00:11:14,353 Damn it, Meg! 00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:32,858 Read on for more! If you don't want to live with blacks, Fred Trump. (LOUDLY): I am shouting for some reason and will now suddenly be replaced by crude graphics. I said put your duffel bag right there! Why not, Dad? (LIGHT JINGLE PLAYING) Post Raisin Bran Made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried In the sun for a long period of time And bran The hard outer layers of cereal grain Along with germ It is an integral part of whole grains Post Raisin Bran. My name's Herbert, not Roy Mitchell. No son of mine Good evening. the jug" corn whiskey moonshine? - Yes, sir. 360 334 (EXPLOSION) Why don't you just buy a TV for the weekend, - watch Elvis, - (MAN SCREAMING OUTSIDE) and then return it on Monday and say it doesn't work? That's why I'm so grateful I got here before you dropped acid or took any kind of drugs that... Hey, why is Pete Townshend taking pictures of you? 290 00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:23,616 Ask Ron Howard, he'll tell you. Oh, I know war, my friend. - Yes, sir. - Well, I'm not going. 321 Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. They're kind of sharp. Uhp, we got her, too. Good. - ♪ Let his son die ♪ Family Guy Season 16, Episode 16 "'Family Guy' Through The Years" Full Episode Online. A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 16 E 19 The Unkindest Cut. Boy, even in the '50s, you're a scumbag. For 60 years, Sunday has meant God, football and Family Guy. 296 Good morning, family. and the Donkey Kong knew that. [2] Pete Townshend's stalking of Chris at Woodstock is in reference to the singer's arrest for child pornography which he claimed he was researching for a book. 246 If God wanted women in the workplace, he'd have made them alcoholics. (SPITS) Oh, good to see you back safely, Glenn. Besides, I won't be around to work. This is Chris, the firstborn son. You can keep your job so we can afford this thing. - That's a great idea. 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:48,330 00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:50,561 You know, there's lots of things you expect in war Carnage, the sleepless nights But what they don't prepare you for is the incessant use of "Fortunate Son. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Sure thing. For 60 years, Sunday has meant God, football and Family Guy. I changed my mind. 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,439 (VOLUME FLUCTUATING): It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no millionaire's son, no Oh, Lord, that's horrible! I didn't think this through. 00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,798 should be getting in soon. - Dad, what are you doing here? I want you to sound off smartly our early family roots to Asia. Hope you enjoyed it. Assistant Director: Young Baek. You don't know! (DOORBELL RINGS) Hello. - You know, Meg. 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,436 With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin, and I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio to commemorate Family Guy becoming the longest-running show in television history. Chris ships out in the morning! By the way, Chris and Raisin Bran are at Raisin Bran practice. Why don't you just buy a TV for the weekend, watch Elvis, and then return it on Monday and say it doesn't work? Again, made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time; and bran, the hard outer layers of cereal grain. - Ugh. Family Guy site! By the way, Chris and Raisin Bran are at Raisin Bran practice. 00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:14,674 I'm not a snitch, I just tell it like it is. Family Guy has been on for many seasons and has even been cancelled a few times! I know, I'll sit here and pretend I'm a wax figure. Endearingly ignorant Peter and his stay-at-home wife Lois reside in Quahog, R.I., and have three kids. So, if you see news reports about a Roy Mitchell from three towns over who was accused of all sorts of nonsense and left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me, because, again, I'm Herbert. I'll kill you! [3] The opening of the 1973 … 00:18:20,573 --> 00:18:22,806 I don't think it's for a book. 247 It's made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a long period of time. They're kind of sharp. It's fun and good for your health. When you eat Raisin Bran, it fills your stomach and keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger. 00:20:23,696 --> 00:20:27,798 232 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,365 PETER (IN DISTANCE): Chris! 250 Is your factory next? And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. Directed by Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum, Julius Wu. Well, tonight we take a look back at classic episodes from our first three decades. 254 Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it … - I never thought of it that way. Listen, Chris, I'll have my regular breakfast and the newspaper, please. - Sure thing. - Um, y-yeah. 320 - No, I'm not. So, Quagmire, Chris is Instead of eating in another room and talking, what if we bring the food out here and never talk again? If God wanted women in the workplace, he'd have made them alcoholics. 221 The series centers on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children, Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog, Brian. 00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:41,091 42:32. You're doing the math now, aren't you? - (SIGHS) Yes. The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. steel beams and ladders. 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,636 What are you talking about? 00:15:37,888 --> 00:15:40,155 Or taking a swift boat ♪ Locked in a cage ♪, 384 The series centers on the Griffins, a family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children, Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet … And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. 00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:21,427 220 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,830 Brian becomes the laughing stock of the family when he begins dating an older woman, but things get worse when she … It's good to have you back from the war in one piece, Quagmire. Night at the Museum. I went to the draft board 00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:30,436 The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. 252 is gonna be drinking Yeah, there was. Yeah, just be careful with 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:18,188 (SOBBING) So, Quagmire, Chris is shipping out tomorrow morning, and he's pretty nervous. and left in a hurry, In this send-up of TV retrospectives, Family Guy is depicted as a long- … Tropes Media Browse Indexes Forums Videos We were trying to fight the war our way, the way we'd always fought wars, but we were gradually climbing steel beams and ladders, and the Donkey Kong knew that. Thanks, Pop. 00:11:34,075 --> 00:11:37,577 300 Now I'll never get to see Sha Na Na! 00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:15,623 - Thanks, Mr. Brady. I wanted to tell you, but you were so dead set against it. I'm Tom Tucker, and this is the Radio 5 news. 396 What?! 00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:54,086 I'm staying here and smoking dope. Premiering in 1952 as a recurring sketch in the popular Dow Chemical Follies, Family Guy has survived cancellations, two assassination attempts, and a pretty good ribbing by those South Park guys. Now, you're quitting that job tomorrow. 393 00:04:01,356 --> 00:04:04,423 If you don't want to live with blacks, Fred Trump. We got some time before Elvis. 00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:15,550 pxvdtpa011; Submit search. - ♪ His son, not him ♪ 00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:03,539 Put on your glasses. 00:18:28,915 --> 00:18:30,981 (SPITS) Oh, I left my carry-on back on the plane. 00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:17,461 And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments. Oh, Lord, that's horrible! - Capo. ♪ The number, not "also" ♪, 375 Damn right I'm against it! - Murderer! 00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,081 347 I don't? - Hey, Peter! some other song you heard. - Mr. Brady? - Sumner. ♪ Let his son die ♪, 380 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:32,636 What are you talking about? I got to hide! while I was visiting a whorehouse. Peter catches on quickly and adopts the millennial lifestyle after walking through a cloud of vape smoke, but when the expert is killed by … Now, is that the tale you want to tell? No son of mine. And when you hear Mr. Okay, here's your highball, a grapefruit, and our one weird serrated spoon. 00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:25,531 "To the moon"? (CRICKETS CHIRPING) I thought you were bringing the TV back. 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,463 Family Guy creator is rebooting cult 80s comedy Revenge of the Nerds It … That's why I'm so grateful I got here before you dropped acid or took any kind of drugs that Y-You're trippin' right now, aren't you? 00:20:19,725 --> 00:20:22,192 Raleigh Kids Cigarettes is happy to bring you Family Guy, the story of an American family named the Griffins. Quiet, Lois, I'm trying to watch TV. (LAUGHING) ANNOUNCER: And now, Raleigh Kids, also the makers of Kinder Coffee, invites you to watch Family Guy. It's 1994, and the moon belongs to Earth. Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. I know, I'll sit here and pretend I'm a wax figure. 359 That's the fat idiot from The Family Guy. 390 235 345 214 - Raisin Bran? Peter. What?! than your five Scotch breakfast? ♪ I'm not supposed to be here ♪, 367 All right, when he comes back. You're a young man now. Oh, I left my carry-on 00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:27,520 And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. 00:18:31,017 --> 00:18:33,817 Didn't these used to have nuts in 'em? Is it any worse than your three martini lunch? ♪ He's probably at the theater ♪, 371 Listen, Chris, your mother and I love you. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/%22Family_Guy%22_Through_the_Years?oldid=149817. Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes. Family Guy is an American animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company that premiered on January 31, 1999. 355 I spent our entire savings building that stupid fallout shelter we never get to use. Why don't I just get a job to help pay for it? 00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:04,343 00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:40,773 238 You weren't there! 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,511 In the episode "Breaking Out is Hard to Do", Peter assumed every Asian guy was Jackie Chan. 00:11:40,515 --> 00:11:43,416 341 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,199 Chris Griffin! 00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:36,462 - I just want to talk. 297 Hi, I'm Peter Griffin, and I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio to commemorate Family Guy becoming the longest-running show in television history. Family Guy is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years... more. We love you just how you are. Honey, I'm taking the compact; save a little on gas. - A tale of a fateful trip (SOMBER CLARINET MUSIC PLAYING) (TOY VACUUM RATTLING) Lois, why is my son playing with a vacuum like a girl? Oh, Lois, you're the greatest. www.drodd.com. Why not, Dad? Sorry. you expect in war... 327 You have no idea how bad it is over there. and doing your duty. ♪ My son, not me ♪, 378 337 311 Come on, Donna, let's pick up some gizzards and fried skins and head on down to the juke joint. There must have been some other song you heard. the respect they deserve. 00:15:41,992 --> 00:15:43,758 They're bombing women and children. 234 - Hey, Peter! What? 362 That's underpants. - Um, y-yeah. 302 Then you can grow up like a man, like track and field star Bruce Jenner, the greatest man in the world. 00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:40,479 Storyboarders: Annemarie Brown, Dante Leandado, Brinson Thieme. 323 365 353 Oh, I hate you! Chris, I see in the paper But I was banished to the sidewalk because I called one of the band guys a bad name. Can we get a television set? ♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪, 336 and then got hit by a bus The only reason I wanted to work was to make this for you. 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:50,950 Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. so the resistance wasn't quite as stiff. Well, it's not funny anymore. 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,609 318 that Vietnam is still going on. - Yes, sir. 00:11:06,381 --> 00:11:08,781 314 ("FORTUNATE SON" BY CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL PLAYING) I'd hear that song any time I was in a helicopter. 233 I spent our entire savings building that stupid fallout shelter we never get to use. We now return to 1950s sci-fi, which is always a man in a silver suit battling a monster. ♪ Hey, guys, wait ♪, 366 maybe I should handle this. Hell I didn't! 224 half the Apple Dumpling Gang. I don't? 343 Here, play with this discus and javelin. 22:12. Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes. - What?! 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,272 - (SCREAMS) Don Knotts! Wow, Peter, your plan worked to show Chris how horrible drugs are. 00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:37,852 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:54,298 ♪ Watching a '70s movie ♪, 372 And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons. 294 351 00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:36,587 00:20:22,228 --> 00:20:23,661 We got some time before Elvis. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,786 00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,928 When you hear your name. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! 00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:35,412 I'm not running! 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,264 'Cause the thing is, Chris, drugs turn you into someone you're not. a little bit longer. Can we get some Raisin Bran? Elvis Presley is white? Writers: Damien Fahey. Director: Greg Colton. No son of mine How's the soil, Professor Knockers? 309 217 Oh, boy, he's a handful. 306: 17 "Switch the Flip" Mike Kim You weren't there! This is little Stewie. 319 Our top story this evening, songsmith Elvis Presley will be appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show this Sunday night on that never-gonna-last fad called television. Now, listen up! Cars are bigger back now. 251 "Hunger" being pangs in the belly as a result of lack of nourishment, thereby sending signals to your brain telling you, "Hey, I'm hungry.". back on the plane. I'm staying here and smoking dope. 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:58,102 and told them I was gay. It's 1994, and the moon belongs to Earth. like Quagmire did. 00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:58,367 295 "I'm a tattletale.". than your three martini lunch? Can we see what else is on? we got to make him feel welcome again. Damn it, Meg! - What? 00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:44,628 Report. Raleigh Kids is the only cigarette made for tiny hands. - Well, I'm not going. - Hey, where you going?! Like-like it's funny to hit me so violently my body will fly out of the atmosphere? And I hope the exhibits here at The Museum of Television & Radio don't come to life like Night at the Museum. You don't know! a three martini lunch. (DRUMS PLAYING MARCH) Now, listen up! 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,591 For 60 years, Sunday has meant God, football and Family Guy. There's underpants in this house that need starching. 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:22,995 - That's a great idea, boy! And introducing Doodles Weaver as Brian the Dog. 242 You didn't hear the songs I heard! And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments. 00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:24,192 I thought this war would be fun, you know, just go over there and fight the Donkey Kong. 298 - (TV STATIC HISSES) ANNOUNCER: We now return to 1950s sci-fi, which is always a man in a silver suit battling a monster. When he met the real Jackie Chan, he started assuming every member of his White family was a Caucasian actor. 352 Okay, I'm off to do my paper route. That "There's something Okay, here's your highball, a grapefruit, and our one weird serrated spoon. Honey, I'm taking the compact; 00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:19,103 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:27,471 is the incessant use of "Fortunate Son.". You have no idea Maybe you'll even end up on a box of Wheaties. So, what's going on if a guy says a girl "has a red scare in her Harry Truman"? It was barrel after barrel. No wife of mine is working. I just tell it like it is. Directed by Pete Michels, James Purdum, Peter Shin. ♪ Maybe The French Connection ♪, 373 As a matter of fact, his tour just ended. Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. because I called one of the band guys a bad name. 317 Yes, sir. The animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Maybe you'll even end up on a box of Wheaties. Dad, I overheard the fellas talking. Sort. 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